"Who can find the nastiest attachment?" Official Rules / Terms & Conditions

1. The contest is to commence Jan 12, 2000 and is set to close whenever the administrator (ie me) damn well feels like it.

2. The order of submissions will alternate between contestants.

3. Requests/suggestions for new contestants must be directed to the administrator via email and must include an introduction, list of reasons for joining this elite group, and a cyber bribe. The administrator will then review the submission and will email her decision within a 24 hour period.

4. All contestants must be of legal age in province/state of residence. This contest deals with mature subject matter so if porn and general nastiness are not your thang, the administrator suggests you go suck yourself.

5. "Attachment". That depends on what your definition of an "attachment" is. That also depends on what your definition of "is" is. It refers to any of the following: photos, drawings, sound, video, text, webpages, anything else worthy of the title "Damn that's nasty." However, all pictures of the administrator herself are restricted from the contest, because her nastiness has already been confirmed.

6. The responsibility of judging falls on the administrator's shoulders, who, despite her own involvement in the contest, will make an impartial decision.

7. Jan 22 Amendment: No pictures of dead people!

8. That's all yo.