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January 14, 2000
12:41:21 am


kids in the hall

I got back from the Kids in the Hall show an hour and a half ago. Hotdamn was it hilarious! Absolutely worth the 5000 pennies I had to individually fish out of various "wishing" wells at numerous malls. Even the pre-show entertainment was wonderful! This deep voice boomed into the room "15 minutes until the show starts. Just sit in your seats and relax. That's it..relax..." Then these rotating swirls appeared on the screens and he started trying to hypnotize us. 5 minutes till show start he made a little warning about the show: "If you have not watched a kids in the hall performance before, prepare for much sexual content. So gentlemen, I suggest you loosen your ties. Ladies, you may want to loosen your blouses. *hypnotizing swirls appear again* Actually ladies, why don't you remove your blouses altogether? That's it... Don't worry, I'll be keeping my eyes on you the entire time, for your protection." Ahh...they redid some of their old skits and had new ones as well. Their very first act they came out dressed in drag, ready to do the whole secretary skit. Early on, Dave Foley messed up his line, started giggling, then announced "Only two minutes into the show and I fucked up already." And when he was in the role of Heccubus, the audience started laughing because he looked ridiculous in his all black getup, which included spandex pants. Then Kevin Macdonald (dammit Zia, I meant Kevin) couldn't resist and started making like he was fondling Dave. We also got to enjoy mr. heavyfoot, headcrusher, buddy cole, the pie eating doctor, the canadian hookers, bruce the kid, woman envy poker crew, and the incompetent cops. The only thing that could have made the night absolutely perfect would've been the appearance of Bellini, everyone's favourite towel wearing man.

Sigh, aren't they cute?



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