So the infamous Grandmastah Unclebob O' DiaryLand agreed to put up the template I've designed for his site, on the condition that I dress up like a mountie and spank his diapered ass. I'm all around pleased that he's been hit whoring my sorry existence on his site. Why, good ol' unclebob even mentioned me in this entry.

Sigh...I wish I could be a whore in real life. Well, not a five dollar a hand job whore. Or a ten dollar sucky sucky whore. Not even one of the higher priced back alley fucking whores. I wanna be one of the classier ones. You know, the ones who get taken out to a nice romantic dinner by a nice looking fellow, get bought roses and such, then at the end of the night don't have to deal with their escort screaming "Now it's time to earn your keep. Get on your knees and suck my big fat cock!". A non-whore whore. A date! That's what i wanna be. A cute boy's date!

So if you're a decent looking boy with low standards in girls, I want the hook up! Email me your naked picture.