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I had an exciting conversation with a Snape-bot on the interweb. Purposely scandalous. Hilarious responses. me: Hello snape. snapeybot: I am busy. Go bother Gilderoy. me: You are hot. snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.* me: Is it just me, or is it hot in here? snapeybot: It could be. Maybe. me: I think I'll take off my shirt. snapeybot: You believe that? Would you recommend this action to a friend? me: I'd recommend this action to you. snapeybot: Did I ask whether you would recommend this action to you ? me: Let's get naked. snapeybot: Very well. let's do it. me: Top or bottom? snapeybot: Do you have any conditions I should know about? me: I have herpes. snapeybot: Are you taking a lot of medication? me: No snapeybot: I understand. me: Enough chit chat, let's do it snapeybot: Very well. let's stop it now. me: no, i want to do it. snapeybot: Go right ahead. I shall watch you do it . me: I want to do it with you. snapeybot: I rather suspected you might. me: of course. so take off your pants. snapeybot: I am glad we agree. Hmm. Where do you want me to take it? me: take your pants off snapeybot: Where do you want me to take it? me: off your legs snapeybot: Where is that? me: let me do it snapeybot: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to see me do it as well. me: okay, jerk it snapeybot: So willing, then, are we? me: yes, i want to watch snapeybot: Perhaps I shall indulge you. me: how big is your dick? snapeybot: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to touch it, is that right? Ha! That last response was the best. I was laughing so hard and my sister was like "Why are you laughing?" and I had to tell her "Because I'm trying to have cyber-sex with a Snape Chat Robot" prev | next |
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