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April 28, 2004

boo radley and screwy javascript
February 28, 2004

periods and dna testing
January 26, 2004

my cup is spilling over... or maybe that's my bra
December 01, 2003

pop-ups ruined my life
November 17, 2003

dear lisa simpson
November 17, 2003

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November 14, 2003

i love you internet!
November 14, 2003

i broke my computer
November 08, 2003

halloween pictorial
November 02, 2003

halloween party loser
October 31, 2003

my kabalarian submission
October 24, 2003

snape-bot sex
October 21, 2003

cuff the duke
October 18, 2003

sloooo-ooooan
October 18, 2003

disappointed in my thanksgiving performance
October 13, 2003

i have a big bushy mustache
October 11, 2003

thanksgiving
October 09, 2003

brendan leonard and fanny packs
October 08, 2003

i'm hypoglycemic -- now gimme that chicken wing!
September 18, 2003

the bus and that kid from sixth sense and new buttons
September 13, 2003

diaryrings
August 31, 2003

the great humping mystery
August 31, 2003

Hate-ahz and Harry Potter
August 20, 2003

a dwarf hamster, the hulk, and 28 cent macaroni
June 29, 2003

havin a roni
May 11, 2003

i have the internet again
May 09, 2003

living out of the back of your car is cool
April 13, 2003

guess the constant
March 01, 2003

swanky hotel and clown porn
February 26, 2003

this is where my banners be
February 22, 2003

old layouts
February 21, 2003

valentine's 2003
February 15, 2003

omg ladies night
January 12, 2003

ill mitch is bitchin
January 07, 2003

domokun brilliance
December 13, 2002

i am old
November 18, 2002

i am so sleepy
October 19, 2002

dear penthouse revisited
September 17, 2002

maxi-pad pits
August 15, 2002

blues clues and orgasms
April 22, 2002

i won the lottery, bitches!
April 14, 2002

bacon is my saviour
February 5, 2002

my two dads - dr. and mr. huxtable
August 13, 2001

fat legs and my mom is dumb
May 31, 2001

why am i surprised when i'm told i'm ugly?
March 14, 2001

the countdown begins
November 22, 2000

hot like a spicy hot wing only milder
November 12, 2000

my fat behind is booted
August 28, 2000

ic #1: never eat on a drunk liver
August 22, 2000

need me some more estrogen
July 26, 2000

even the freaks gettin some
June 6, 2000

homeless sexsearch
May 11, 2000

bodyrock yo
May 6, 2000

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April 22, 2000

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April 16, 2000

sibling stupidity
April 10, 2000

mission drunkfest a-ok!
April 9, 2000

monkeys always look
April 3, 2000

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March 30, 2000

ghetto crack addicts
March 30, 2000

i was a teenaged mutant ninja turtle
March 29, 2000

boris becker and other mundane details
March 26, 2000

that's branch davidian *junior*!
March 20, 2000

i am a whore
March 19, 2000

arts fuckin county drinkin fiasco fair
March 14, 2000

beck-alicious
March 9, 2000

parental pubes
February 28, 2000

wass yo name?
February 27, 2000

you are cool
February 22, 2000

schmalentine
February 13, 2000
Valentine's Fucking Eve

ravage me savage
February 11, 2000

downtown distraction
February 5, 2000

wtf dream
February 4, 2000

squeegee me
February 1, 2000

star search
January 30, 2000

desperation
January 23, 2000

campus bitches
January 23, 2000

shackin
January 21, 2000

kids in the hall
January 14, 2000

nasty contest
January 13, 2000

hey freak
January 8, 2000

amber's do's and don'ts guide to getting it on cyber style
January 4, 2000

i want alf
December 30, 1999

uncle ugly
December 15, 1999

hotdamn i suck
December 13, 1999

tampon lovin'
December 5, 1999

gimme summo!
November 28, 1999

nipples and such
November 12, 1999

so i'm mean
November 4, 1999

shitty to the power of infinity
October 30, 1999

i like boys
October 28, 1999

engineer relay
October 15, 1999

parents
October 7, 1999

mrpotatohead
October 4, 1999

kitty funeral
September 26, 1999

opening night
September 23, 1999