I don't think my b/f loves me as much as he should... I confronted him with a "what if" situation and he failed the test. Amber: "Jeff, would you still love me if I weighed 300 lbs?" Jeff: "Yes I would." He passed that one. Amber: "What if I grew a big Tom Selleck mustache?" Jeff: "Couldn't you shave it?" Amber: "No. If I shaved it I would die. It's a deviant mustache with major arteries running through the hairs, so if I shaved it I'd bleed to death. Would you still love me?" Jeff: "Uh...I guess. I just wouldn't wanna be seen in public with you." Amber: "What?! So we could never go out together?" Jeff: "Well...we could. But you'd have to stay a few feet behind me. So it wouldn't look like we were together." Amber: "So you wouldn't hold hands with me?" Jeff: "No." Amber: "Or give me a kiss in public?" Jeff: "No." Amber: "What if you turned around and saw tears streaming down my face and glistening in my big bushy mustache? You'd rather see me cry than give me a kiss and risk public humiliation?" Jeff: "Yes." He gets a big FAIL on that one. prev | next |
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