So this past weekend the bf and i stayed at the nice posh 5-star pan pacific hotel. We got a special deal and got to stay there for a paltry 86 dollars, canadian. It was so fancy pants. When we went to check-in, not only was the employee not wearing a beer-stained wife-beater, we were offered belgian truffles even before any of the paperwork was filled out. When we got up to our room, we noticed two nice fat bottles of evian and i was like "swank!", until I got up close: There was also a mini-bar, the entire contents of which ended up in my drunk belly. Pfft, I wish I could afford that. Here are my nights highlights and lowlights: Aveda bath products In-room video games A program about clown porn (!!!!) Lowlights The grossest bread I have ever eaten in my life. I think it had olives in it! Yeah, but I had fun. But seriously, the best part of my night was watching this show about clown porn! Who knew it existed? That's insane, clown porn. prev | next |
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