mood: sleeeepy once again
music: hello, hello -- the rentals
www: clown porn

February 26, 2003
3:34 a.m.


swanky hotel and clown porn


So this past weekend the bf and i stayed at the nice posh 5-star pan pacific hotel. We got a special deal and got to stay there for a paltry 86 dollars, canadian.

It was so fancy pants. When we went to check-in, not only was the employee not wearing a beer-stained wife-beater, we were offered belgian truffles even before any of the paperwork was filled out.

When we got up to our room, we noticed two nice fat bottles of evian and i was like "swank!", until I got up close:



There was also a mini-bar, the entire contents of which ended up in my drunk belly.



Pfft, I wish I could afford that. Here are my nights highlights and lowlights:

Highlights

Aveda bath products


In-room video games


A program about clown porn (!!!!)


Lowlights

The grossest bread I have ever eaten in my life. I think it had olives in it!


Yeah, but I had fun. But seriously, the best part of my night was watching this show about clown porn! Who knew it existed? That's insane, clown porn.

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